Wednesday, October 6, 2010

bus ride to the 3rd temple

Personal experience.
1991, several days before Pesach, several weeks after the end of the 1st gulf war.

I boarded a bus in Haifa towards Jerusalem,  in order to take care of some urgent errands.
The only vacant seats were the last 2 rows.
I opted for the row before the last, sat down and made myself comfortable.
Immediately afterwards, the last row was filled up, and the bus departed en-route to Jerusalem.

Shortly into the ride, It became clear that directly behind me were sitting 2 US marines. Right next to them sat a (secular) Israeli soldier, and they struck up a conversation.

The marines served in the Persian Gulf during the Gulf war, and were now on the way back to the U.S. Their carrier docked in the Haifa bay on the way, and these lucky soldiers got a day off, which they decided to spend in Jerusalem.

It was a fascinating conversation.

Here are some excerpts;

"We've been through the whole middle east. It's one big desert. All dead. No trees. nothings. Well, there was several trees in Somalia (they stopped there to rescue some Americans, after an Army coupe), but not that much, and that's Africa - not the middle east.
Here in Israel - it's so different. It's beautiful. Everything is blooming.
I guess that's what happens when you take the Holy land and give it to the Chosen people."
...
"In 1967, When you conquered Jerusalem, why didn't you rebuild the 3rd temple?"
...
"When is the feast of tabernacles?"
...
It seemed that they had more knowledge about Jews, Jewish tradition & Tanach then the Israeli soldier.

~~~~~

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Zemirot DataBase

Just happened upon this one today:

Lyrics of many Zemiros, as well as some recordings.
Some recordings sound like me, which is not so great...

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

firefox used to crash daily

Firefox used to crash daily on me.

I tried everything.
cleared system memory.
uninstalled unused addons.
I finally solved the problem.

I installed google chrome!

No more firefox crashes for me!

caveat emptor (or - to keep even): The first time I installed google chrome - chrome crashed on me!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Welcome your truth

Yes, that's how Google Translates Baruch Dayan HaEmes...
From Yiddish to English.
Try it yourself...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Laundering money

Talk about laundering money. I was personally involved in a money laundering scheme several years ago.

Well... quite...

A while ago I wrote out a check  for a joint project we were involved in, and gave it to a neighbor of mine.

Several weeks went by, and every so often I would check my bank account, only to be surprised that the check has not been cashed yet.

Finally, 2 months later I ran into Moshe.

"What happened to the check? Why didn't you cash it?" I asked.

"I laundered it" said Moshe.

"You did what?!"

"I laundered the money", exclaimed Moshe sheepishly. 

"The check was in my pocket, and I mistakenly put it in the laundry..."

:-)

(I was nice enough to reimburse him and replace the missing check.)


Collecting Tzedoka During Davening

I couldn't have said it better:

I hope I'm not sinning, but I don't give to anyone who comes during Shma, or between shel Yad & shel Rosh.

And not to anyone who has the chutzpa  to talk to me during davening.

I'm talking to Hashem! Please respect!

(My Kavona might not be the best, but you're sure not helping by interrupting...)